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Nemoynic song,
"Bunny Hymn of the FUBAR"
(sung to "Little Bunny Foo Foo")
Where Kai-Bai-Bo-Boo-Yea and Muk-chi-ba-zing-ga
are assigned the properties of:
scissors = kai = chi (or gawi) — sign: two spread fingers
rock = bai (or bawi) = muk — sign: fist
paper (or cloth) = bo = ba — sign: palm down flat hand
lizard = boo = zing — sign: sock puppet
Spock = yea = ga — sign: Live Long & Prosper
Spock smashes scissors
Scissors cut the paper
Paper covers rock
Which crushes the Lizard
Lizard poisons Spock who
vaporises rock which
crush.es the scissors
that severs head off lizard.
Lizard eats the paper
which disproves Spock.
Now I know the order
of Kai, bai, bo & boo, yea
Now let's battle Muk-chi-
ba-zing-ga!
<8=o)— Wiz sez:
The original Alouette song in French is slightly more violent than our parody, parboiled and ripped of flesh from feather with "I pluck you the head, the nose, your eyes, the neck, the wings, the back, the legs and feet, then I pluck your tail." verses. Here is a translation to English:
French — English
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Je te plumerai la tete — I pluck you the head
Je te plumerai la tete — I pluck you the head
Et la tete, et la tete — And head, and head
Et la tete, et la tete — And head, and head
O-o-o-o-oh — O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Je te plumerai le nez — I pluck you the nose
Je te plumerai le nez — I pluck you the nose
Et le nez, et le nez — And nose, and nose
Et le nez, et le nez — And nose, and nose
O-o-o-o-oh — O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Je te plumerai les yeux — I will pluck your eyes
Je te plumerai les yeux — I will pluck your eyes
Et les yeux, et les yeux — And eyes, and eyes
Et les yeux, et les yeux — And eyes, and eyes
O-o-o-o-oh — O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Je te plumerai le cou — pluck you the neck
Je te plumerai le cou — pluck you the neck
Et le cou, et le cou — And neck and neck
Et le cou, et le cou — And neck and neck
O-o-o-o-oh — O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Je te plumerai les ailes — I am going to pluck the wings
Je te plumerai les ailes — I am going to pluck the wings
Et les ailes, et les ailes — And wings, and wings
Et les ailes, et les ailes — And wings, and wings
O-o-o-o-oh — O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Je te plumerai le dos — I pluck you back
Je te plumerai le dos — I pluck you back
Et le dos, et le dos — And back, and back
Et le dos, et le dos — And back, and back
O-o-o-o-oh — O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Je te plumerai les pattes — I pluck you the legs
Je te plumerai les pattes — I pluck you the legs
Et les pattes, et les pattes — And legs, and feet
Et les pattes, et les pattes — And legs, and feet
O-o-o-o-oh — O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
Je te plumerai la queue — I pluck you the tail
Je te plumerai la queue — I pluck you the tail
Et la queue, et la queue — And tail, and tail
Et la queue, et la queue — And tail, and tail
O-o-o-o-oh — O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette — Lark, lovely lark
Alouette je te plumerai — I pluck you Alouette
A colection of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock photos inspired by The Big Bang Theory, Season 2, Episode 8:
The Lizard-Spock Expansion by JLA Klich�.
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